Agreed. $1,000 is needed.

Today, I'm going to deposi my $1,000 and treat myself to some R&R. All of this book touring has left me feeling a little worn out and there is still a going on, so I need to take time out for some TLC to recharge my batteries.

Massage, manicure, pedicure, leg wax, bikini wax, eyebrow wax, facial, a little time in a tanning bed, maid service to give my apartment a once-over, and a nice pair of boots. Ah. I feel better already.