The Shame That Is Day Seven

I want to get a nose job.
There, I said it.
I've wanted a nose job since I was in junior high. It's not for anyone but me. It's not for my confidence. It's because I have hated my nose as long as I can remember and with $7000 I can do something about it. You can think whatever you want about this decision--the reality is I'd never get lipo or a tummy tuck or anything that can't be improved by my own hard work. My nose is unavoidable, though. And I despise it. Yes, I have an idea of what I want, but I would still consult with the plastic surgeon to ensure I get what really works on my face. Mainly I want something shorter, a little upturned, and without this annoying bump at the top of the ridge.
Rhinoplasty across the country averages around $6,000. Knowing things are usually pricier than the average in Chicago, I chose today's check as the approximate correct amount.