$16,000

No, no, no, no. I think people are just on breaks, not dropping off. And don't feel guilty about spending imaginary money. If you start feeling bad about it or it feels like a chore, then stop for a day or three. But do come back. The universe needs our happy, fun vibes as much as we do.

I also figured that other people were having the same problem as me. What to do with all this cash? And in just one day? And not do a repeat?

Excuse me for a minute while I look for inspiration around the web... And I've found it at MossOnline. I want everything they sell. So many wonderful design oriented items. First on the list--f*ing cool shower. $12,470.

And a funny lamp for $605.00 Cause it makes me laugh and for no other good reason.

And a cool bracelet, because it costs ($845.00) almost as much as my mortgage and I NEED a bracelet that is this outrageous. "This ol' thing? I just picked it up in New York."

And the stacking bowls that were designed in 1952 for $410. They are simple and beautiful. Perfect for my simple, beautiful life.

Now I've got just under $2000 to spend and seem to have shopper's block. Is it possible? I want things that are $80 or $18,000, but nothing in the middle. That said, I just found a ring with text from Dante's Inferno. Can a jew wear a ring with stuff about hell written on it? Sure, why not. I'll add that to my basket for $600.00. And one more lovely necklace that is $625.00 The Superleggera necklace, to be exact.

That leaves me with $460. What can I say, after all that shopping I realize how dusty things are in here. I'm getting a maid for one day to help me properly clean and organize. I know, I know. Out of left field. But just one day with a cleaning lady. Does that make it sound better, a cleaning lady.

Now I'll reward my shopping expertise with a book.