Why not spend $23,000?

I didn't spend the $11,000 that was deposited yesterday, so I'm going to let it roll into the $12,000 that was deposited today. (This is the benefit of observing shabbat on this blog, the money is still deposited, but it wasn't spent.)

So what can a lady do with $23,000 on a Sunday morning? What can she plan? What great escape? What fantastic experience? And can she please, pretty please, plan something other than a trip to Israel or Argentina or her wedding?

FINE.

I'm buying an Airstream Trailer. I found one used for exactly $23,000. Me and my friends are going on a Tim Robbins inspired roadtrip. And if you are insisting that I spend a little less so I can pay for gas or food, then maybe I'll buy this one for a mere $19,500.

So? Who is going to come with me in my Airstream trailer as we putter around the country? We'll write, we'll blog, we'll consume gallons of coffee and eat at a million diners. Sounds wonderful, doesn't it?