8K and... A Parrot?

This is Krunky:

Isn't he great? I love him! I love him so much I am going to spend $1500 to adopt him with his cage, and another $700 to drive to Boston, spend the night, and bring him home. Plus $500 on books, supplies, and even classes on parrot care. Only the best for Professor Krunky!(which I've decided I will call him)
Also, $500 for a welcome home party. Hey, parrots are very social animals. I also want to make sure the kitties are feeling the love, so bring goodies for them to the party as well. :) And remind them Prof. Krunky is not a snack...
After things calm down upon Prof. Krunky's arrival, I am going to reward myself for being a good & patient animal mommy with this necklace, these earrings, and this ring from Sands of Time. (I would thank you for the link again, Adam, but you're M.I.A.! Boo hoo!)