$6000 Doritos and Coffee

What could be better than waking up on a Sunday morning to $6000 dollars to spend? I know. Spending $6000 while enjoying a breakfast of Doritos and coffee. I'm not hungover, I promise.

This morning I decided to go girly. Specifically, I need to up the sexy factor, if I'm ever going to get out of this "cute" rut. First and foremost, I'm going to establish a sexy dress wardrobe. Unfortunately, I found the perfect sexy black dress at Bloomingdales last summer, but didn't end up buying it because it was $300. Plus, I didn't really need a sexy black dress. Now I think I do. Of course, now that I have given myself permission to buy the dress, I can't find it. I might have to follow Leah's lead and have someone sew it for me. Here's a similar one for a mere $158.00. Now, to go with my new dress, I'll need this coat at $792.00 and this one, too at $523.00.

Since summer is on the way, I'm going to need a sexy sundress. This one's only $150. Here's another spring/summer dress at $325 I might have to buy a gym membership for.

What's my tab? Only $1948. Gees. Let's add a couple of fabulous designer shoes at $500 a piece and... what the heck? I could use teeth whitening and so could my parents. That's three teeth whitenings at $1200.

Ok. Up to $4148.

How about an evening out at the W Hotel bar with two friends, who also need new dresses ($500), limo service ($150 an hour for, say 3 hours? $450) and lots and lots of champagne on me. Why not just stay at the hotel for the night, too, for $390. That should pretty much do it.