Start at the very beginning.

Now that I've allowed myself to spend real money on things I've wanted for over a year, it is time to figure out what I want next. I've been purging my closet, because the truth is I'm not going to wear that stuff again. Yes, I loved each and every piece at one time, but no longer.

So I'm taking my $1000 and going to two stores.

Lane Bryant and Vive La Femme.

I want sexy jeans that fit the body I have today. I want some fabulous tops that never need to be ironed. I want superfantastic skirts. I want earings and belts. I want clothes that make me want to get dressed in the morning. I want to feel like a movie star, even if I'm just going to the coffee shop.

I want to get even more cat calls when I walk up the street. I LOVE me some cat calls. I know, not very feminist of me, but I love them. Cat call away at me and my sexy new $1000 wardrobe.