$1000 is Still Tough

I've bought a bed, bedding, and comforter here, but no mattress. Since I just paid off my real-life mattress, isn't it the American way to get a new one?
I would also like some silk pillowcases to pamper my now-fabulous hair.
Also, this eyeshadow duo from Chanel (called flash-back, it's a lovely pink & deep black-violet pairing):

And a really nice red lipstick, also from Chanel:















What the heck, a nice mascara, too. Last but not least, a few silk scrunchies for me and all my friends. Fa-boo-lous!
(I have to confess, all I can think about in relation to all these beauty products [and perhaps the mattress] is using them to seduce my art teacher [who hopefully never finds this blog]. Perhaps this will serve double-prosperity duty...)