$14,000

I'm gonna budget a very vague idea, it's okay, the universe knows the details.

1 year of gym membership. 12 x $49 = $588
1 year of online WW membership. 12 x $19 = $228
new Macbook, a pimped out one. 1 x $2500 = $2500
1 year of internet services. 12 x $50 = $600
Treatment. 1 x $7000 = $7000

That totals $10,916, leaving almost $3000 for new clothes. I'll take it.