Or I Could Just Buy This for $45,000...

Anybody else need some quiet time?

Seriously, I am now convinced more than ever that the folks at EA Games were rifling through a Hammacher Schlemmer catalogue when they created all the objects for The Sims.

I will have to change my voicemail to say, "I'm sorry, I'm either away from my phone or in the Oculas..."

I can sit in the air-conditioned private space reading, watching a movie, listening to music, typing on the computer, and getting my butt massaged ALL AT ONCE!!