I'll take "Covet" for $12,000, Alex.

Today I am coveting a skirt. I saw it last night at the Adobo Grill being worn by the wife of the play's author. The play was Love Song, the author... I can't tell you, the website won't load. Anyway, I want his wife's beautiful, floor length, tan, bustled skirt.

And I can't find it anywhere online. Although I found a cool ass site in the searching. I have found two similar skirts, but can't quite find the one I am so desperately coveting.

Here is what I want, tonight I will find it and the first part of my $12K will be spent on it. The rest? I'm thinking Ulpan--instensive Hebrew lessons in Israel for a month or two.