$3,000

This sweater from Anthropologie for $128.

These trousers from Anthropologie for $88.

This hoodie from Anthropologie for $78.

These jeans from (you guessed it) Anthropologie for $172.

This skirt, only in small leopard print (anyone know where I can score it??) for $650.

These crazy shoes to wear with jeans for $45.

And, I'm going to just do it. Just go for this one. The most luxurious bed evah. The king sized Vera Wang mattress and box spring for $1,500.

Then, after all the sheets I've bought over the years, I have to admit that the ones I've enjoyed the most are the ones I have right now, so I'll buy two sets in blue and set sets in ivory for $239-ish.

As for the $100 left over, I'm writing a check to the National Breast Cancer Foundation.