$9000 for learning

I miss studying modern Hebrew and Judaism with the intensity I had a few years ago - clearly a trip to Israel is in order. One for studying and not as much for working.

Plane ticket: $1200
Rent: $1000
Chicago expenses: $1500

5 Day Sabra Immersion program: $1370
Let's do that twice: $1370

Private tutoring: $2000

Food and stuff: $560

At the end of the month, I'll be able to order in restaurants, ask directions and have basic conversations with my friends in Hebrew. I'll also have a lovely tan.