I've Waited My Whole Life For This

Feeling a little left out, I wanted to spend some money today on an item related to my religion. But...uhm, I don't really have a religion, so this is the closest I could come:
Nirvana (not the band)

I don't know where I am going to put it, but I will probably be bowing down to it on a fairly regular basis. Might as well tack on the 5 year service guarantee for 450.00.
Also, this 88 key Yamaha keyboard because I have wanted my whole life to learn the piano. I figured out that private lessons at the Old Town School of Folk Music for about a year will cost me $2340. I'm just blowing through this money, baby!
Let's please add three 10-week sessions at Lill Street Art Center. They average about $300 each for the painting classes, if you include purchase of supplies.
And these shoes and this bag.

I'm tired, so the remainder will be thrown at my student loans. I think I've only used $1000 so far for such a practical purpose, anyway.